Website Updates

Wait... what is this website?

This used to be a normal updates page. Then the hidden stuff started escaping. Explore carefully. 🌀

🌀 Secret Portal

It looks like a completely ordinary update. Probably. Definitely don't click the button.

PORTAL UNLOCKED

You found the first layer. This page is no longer behaving like a normal portfolio.

Portal status: active

🖥️ The Impossible Computer

A tiny computer hidden inside the updates page. The storage display is part of the site's fictional mystery.

YJ COMPUTER · SECRET BUILD · ONLINE

Storage: 11 PB / 11 PB

This is a simulated storage display, not actual 11 PB of browser storage.

📁 PROJECT_INFINITY

📁 SECRET_ARCHIVE

🧪 FUTURE_BUILD

❓ UNKNOWN

🎁 Limited-Time Free Website Giveaway

For young people who want to learn coding.

I'm opening a limited-time opportunity to help selected young coders get a website and start building on the web.

More details and eligibility information will be announced here. No passwords, payment details, or unnecessary private information are needed to explore this page.

Giveaway status: LIMITED TIME

Applications are not open from this button yet. Check this page for the official opening details and deadline.

Because this is for young people, participation should use a parent/guardian or another appropriate adult where required.

Layer 5: Some projects shown by the hidden computer can be fictional or future concepts. If you find one that doesn't exist, that's the joke. 😄

Older Updates

New Year’s Eve — Goodbye 2025

December 31, 2025

-# 🎆 New Year’s Eve — Goodbye 2025

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Welcome to my website

December 07, 2025

This is my first post.

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